Scrum halves and centers and forwards, too.
Thumbs up their
assholes with fuck-all to do.
Drinking our beer in the company of
fools.
May the lord piss on you sideways.
May the lord piss on you
sideways.
May the lord piss on you sideways.
'Tis the Harlequin's
Lament.
The first thing we ask for, we ask for is beer.
Beautiful, wonderful, glorious beer.
If we can have one beer, why
can't we have ten?
Why can't we own a brewery?
Why can't we own a
brewery?
Why can't we own a brewery?
'Tis the Harlequin's Lament.
The next thing we ask for, we ask for is girls.
Beautiful,
wonderful, glorious girls.
If we can have one girl, why can't we have
ten'?
Why can't we own a whorehouse?
Why can't we own a
whorehouse?
Why can't we own a whorehouse?
'Tis the Harlequin' s
Lament.
The last thing we ask for is boys.
The last thing I
ask for is boys.
Beautiful, wonderful, glorious boys.
If we can
have one boy, why can't we have ten?
Why can't we own a scout troop?
Why can't we own a scout troop?
Why can't we own a scout troop?
Tis the Harlequin's Lament.